I know I’m Pretty
Adalie: “Mama, is dada so handsome?”
Me: “Yes, do you think he’s so handsome?”
Adalie: “Yes he is…. Is Ana so cute?”
Me: “yes, do you think Ana’s so cute?”
Adalie: “Yes she is.”
Me: “Do you think Adalie’s pretty?”
Adalie: “Yes, Adalie’s so pretty.”
Me: “Do you think mama’s pretty?”
Adalie: “No mama’s not pretty yet. Adalie’s so pretty.”
I was cooking dinner one night when the kids were being really good and really quiet. They were very good all day so I thought, “Man! This is just my lucky day! They’re such angels today.” But then when I went to go check on them, this is what I saw.
I played a few jokes yesterday for April Fool’s. It’s so not fair because I’m such a gullable person(the worst thing I fell for you ask? In HS, my friend convinced me it was the year 2001 when it was really 2002 and I believed her for about 3 months until someone asked me why I was putting “2001” instead of “2002” on the date of my school assignmnet. You know who you are! Tsk tsk.) and Jay is not gullable. AT ALL. So all three of my jokes fell through with him:
1.I put yellow food coloring in the milk so it looked rotten which he didn’t even realize as he poured some for Adi and didn’t say a thing. 🙁
2.I put jello in the gatorade bottle and emptied the gatorade in a cup which he saw in the kitchen. 🙁
3. I made “cupcakes” that were really meatloaf+mashed potatoes and as I gave one to Adi Jay asked me if it was really cupkes and I started snickering and laughing so he knew something was up even before he took a bite. Shucks, I need to learn to control my laughter and be a better liar!
the real gatorade