for one of jay’s b-day presents i got bangs because
ever since i got full bangs like 4 yrs. ago, he’s been asking me
to get bangs again. i cut it myself and i was initially
going for the side swept bangs but it wasn’t working
so i kept cutting it and then it turned into a full on bangs.
oh well. it was the bangs jay wanted me to get anyway.
so i went to wal mart with my new bangs at 2 a.m on friday night. as i was about to walk in the store, these 4 boys who looked between the ages 16-18 were walking out. shortly after they passed by me, i hear bunch of yelling. “you are allowed to wear those pants!””Hey! you are allowed to wear those pants!!!” “hey! we’re talking to YOU!” so i turn around and they’re waving at me.
then one of the boys says to the other boys, “oh, maybe she doesn’t speak english…”
hahahaha. if you must know the end of the story, i said back to them, “………what? i’m not allowed to wear these pants?” and the boys yelled out, “NO! YOU ARE!!! cuz you can pull it off!” I thought to myself, ‘okay…these are just black leggings…nothing special…” but i said, “oh!? well, thank you!” then one of the boys said, “we are basically wondering if we could get your number!”
so i just looked at them and shook my head as i said, “no, no…no.” and walked into the store. no explanation that i was married, probably a decade older than them, had two kids, nothing. not at all awkward.
but the point of the story is when one of the boys said, “oh, maybe she doesn’t speak english….”
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA it must be my fobby bangs.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA it must be my fobby bangs.
speaking of fobby moments, i have another fobby moment that happened last night.
i was cleaning through all my clothes
when i found this top. do you see anything wrong with it?
yeah…. it says sixty 9, sixty nine, 69.
yeah…. it says sixty 9, sixty nine, 69.
my friend once told me a few years back how right when him
and his friends saw me they thought i was a fob(fresh off the boat) because
i was wearing a shirt that said 69. and they thought no one unless they’re a fob
and doesn’t know english would ever wear such a thing.
i told him no way, i’ve never owned or worn a shirt that said 69,
and he kept persisting i did. i still didn’t believe him.
well, i guess here is proof. and i can’t deny it, dang it!
that was my favorite shirt my freshmen year in college
and i wore it all the time!
another fobby moment was my sophomore year in college
when this boy i knew told me he liked my hat as he read
what it said. but when he read, “monica’s laundro mat. drop your pants here.”
he gasped a little and told me “sarah!!!” like he couldn’t believe i would
wear such a thing. i had no idea why he said it in that disapproving tone,
but a few yrs. later when i found the hat again, i knew.
SIGH. why is it that i never get dirty jokes until it’s too late?
but my question is…
why didn’t any of my friends tell me/stop me?
tsk tsk tsk.
shame is on you, not on me. π
and this is so random but i thought it was so funny…
one of my friend was tagged in a facebook album titled,
“Relied Society Halloween Party”
“Relied Society Halloween Party”
NONE of them are wearing costumes, there’s NO
halloween ANYTHING except for that one paper pumpkin
hanging on the ceiling.
it must’ve been some halloween party huh?
hahahahaha oh man i cannot stop laughing.
mle says
I'm glad you explained 'fobby' because I didn't think anyone but a certain segment *me* would get it – laughing, laughing, laughing : )
btw, it wasn't your non-fobby bangs the boys were checkin' out it was your whole cute self!! & your shirt and the hat? too funny
happy wednesday!
Heather says
I've never heard of "Fobby" before! Those boys saying that about not speaking english was kind of funny though! I love the bangs! I think your hubby had a good idea:-)
Jacie Saltzman says
i love the bangs!! and that story is too too funny haha
Emily says
ah! i love that you call it a "fobby moment" – that is hilarious! haha!
Foundinthe-ALI says
Haha I just laughed so hard at your "s-laundry" Hat.
I'm sure I had some questionable clothing too. Ive gotten rid of the evidence tho π
Beverly @ FlamingoToes.com says
Your stories had me laughing!! And your bangs look super cute. π
Kami says
LoL…haha…those stories are hillarious! I'm surprised Jay never told the real meaning behind your shirt?? Haha. Fresh off the boat. That cracked me up. Of course those boys were hitting on you. You're gorgeous and look like you're 16. π
Sarah says
you girls are too sweet, thank you! n kami, jay's never seen me wear that shirt haha. or he would have told me i'm sure, like 50 times haha.