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Babies DONT TALK!!!

~ Etc.

So my wifey is leaving me this Friday to Korea for the longest boringest month of my life for her brothers wedding and I am super lugubrious that she’s leaving 🙁 To top it off she’s taking my two little princesses and I really think “jay time” is goina be overrated after about 5 minutes of me dropping them off at the airport. It’s been super stressful trying to get efrything done in time especially passports. About $400 of passport fee’s and expedited fee’s later, we weren’t even sure if we would get the girls passports in time. I have been calling daily to ensure that my persistent nagging hurries up the processes as we applied barely 2 weeks before they are leaving. We got Adalie’s passport on Friday and are just waiting on Ariana’s one. This idiot was seriously lucky we weren’t speaking face to face…True story:

pASSport agent: Hello, thanks for calling the national passport information center. My name’s David, can I help you? Are you checking on the status of your passport?

me: Hey David, no, I’m checking on the status of my daughters passport. I have all her information

pASSport agent: OK, what’s her SSN?

me: 123-45-6789

pASSport agent: OK, and her full name”

me: Ariana Kanani Hyobi Tyau

pASSport agent: DOB?

me: 03/12/2009

pASSport agent: Mailing Address?

me: 1234 Big Bubble Gum Rd. Provo, UT. 84604

pASSport agent: Ok, just one second…Thanks sir. OK since this is not you, I will need to talk to Ariana to make sure you have permission to inquire about her passport.

me: ???UH…are you serious??? You’re joking right???

pASSport agent: No sir, we are not allowed to give any information about the status of a passport over the phone without the person that is listed on the passports verbal or written consent.

me: Um yeah, she’s a baby, she doesn’t talk, look at her birthday…03/12/2009-she’s not even two months old!

pASSport agent: (silence) Sir, I’m sorry. I need verbal consent from her before I can give you any updates on her passport.

me getting mad: OK David isn’t it?

pASSport agent: …yah?

me trying to be calm: Kay, we are leaving on May 8th, in less than 5 days from today! Ariana can not talk, she is a two month old B A B Y, do you understand that? Babies don’t talk! If she did, my life would be MUCH easier. I have been calling in every day for the past week and a half and you are the first *pause* (contemplating if i should call him an idiot) person…to ask me such a stupid question! What aren’t you comprehending here David???

pASSport agent: …um just one second sir *puts me on hold*

pASSport agent: OK sir, I just talked with my boss and I will be able to give you the status update on this passport

me being a smart A: oh really? you had to ask your boss??? *laughing* Did he explain to you that babies don’t talk??? *laughing*

pASSport agent talking really fast: Sir, this passport is in its final completion steps at the SF passport agency, it should be mailed off later today or early tomorrow. I see you did expedited service and overnight express shipping. Thank you for calling the National Passport Information Center. Have a great day. Goodbye.

dial tone….

WOW…I think he’s new!

Comments

  2. Kami says

    ha ha. That’s freaking hilarious!He MUST be new. Are you sure it wasn’t Bob at his new job? ha ha ha ha ha. She’s so cute. When are you going to bring her into work?

  8. Debbie and Matt says

    hahahahahahaha… well all i have to say is my biggest pet pieve is when people who “work” dont even know how to do there jobs… idiots… =) that is funny though hahahahahaha…. good luck on your trip! you’ll do just fine sarah… its the crazy post pregnancy hormones that are attacking your nerves… ill pray for you! get a blessing! knock your kids up with benedryl (jk) and you’ll be great!

  10. Mary says

    lol! thanks for sharing jay. you crack me up. hey, and if you get lonely while sarah is gone you can borrow my girls, BOTH of them, aaaaaanytime!! he he.

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