“Mama fut fut?”

I was at the library a couple days ago with my two daughters and obviously it was very quiet and peaceful when out of nowhere without any warning Adalie says out loud, “MAMA FUT FUT?” (fut fut=fart fart)

I looked at her in bewilderment and said, “Adalie, (*chuckle*) mama didn’t fut fut.” as I glanced up to find a mom glancing up at me. I desperately wanted to say to her, “I didn’t fart, I promise!!!” But that would’ve done no good and it would’ve made me look more lame.

Darn kids. I don’t want to admit but I’m sure this is the first of many more embarrassing things my kids will say. Do you have any funny stories?