What are you? Where are you from? Have you been in the states long? Where’s your accent from?
Why did the nurse look at me and Sarah and then ask if we’re from Japan and how long we’ve been in the states? hmmm I know we look Asian but Japanese? WOW, she had 3 guesses for major Asian ethnicities and 2/3 woulda been right…hahaha ERRRRR u picked wrong, but I nevah tink we wen talk da bad engrish to make em seem like we FOB.
Why did the old white guy in the elevator speak Spanish to me after I spoke English to him first? Just cause im one of the few Asians that can grow some mean scruff and I had a hoodie over my head doesn’t make me yo hablo espanol.
Ah….is okay though. I just got a text that says “Attention all white people must report to the cotton fields at 7am tomorrow sincerely President Obama” Not getting racist, not getting political. Just a funny joke.
Anywho speaking of President Obama…we both have some things in common. True he’s from Hawaii, but he went to Punahou so that doesn’t count, but sad to say, both of our guilty pleasures are fantasy football! You can ask most people that know me (especially my wife and Josh’s wife) that I am DIE HARD fantasy football. I love sports, and the 17 weeks of the NFL season are absolute bliss. Safe to say there is friendly trash talking amongst friends, a bombardment of text messages from my brother and everyone else weekly and intense attention to every single NFL player.
This post has no relevance to anything except to boast and brag that I have the cutest 1 yr old in the WORLD and also to say that I’m in 1st place domination and as I go up and up against my ARCH NEMESIS Mr. Brennen this week…I want to say even though you’re my BFF and I love your team name. YOUR GOIN DOWN, DOWNTOWN TO CHINA TOWN! 8-2 here I come! Boom…what a great week to be American! 
Oh and on a side note, we just bought Adalie a front facing booster seat for her birthday. I’m thinking about getting this for my cute pregnant wifeys birthday since she’s so small…anyone wanna chip in? hehehe I have the cutest pregnant wife EVER!!!
I currently weigh over the exceeded weight limit of a child’s car seat thank you very much! 😛
You need to post more often jay…very witty.
And I got that text message too from my mother in law. Ha ha. Tootles~ladybug.
LOL, this post cracked me up. You’re a nut case Jay!
Jas- U R a hilarious FOB. From your ABC mom. 🙂
ha ha ha i love you Sar
I didn’t know they made small adult sizes for car seats. I’ll chip in. I think Sarah would look cute in it.
Sarah, you are so cute! Are you sure your prego because you look tinier than ever!